Montana's sick new sex ed plan - W.C. Douglass, MD

Montana's sick new sex ed plan

We used to arrest people who exposed little kids to pervy sex ideas. Today, these nutjobs are in charge of the school curriculum.

Under a wacko plan in Helena, the capital of Montana, sex education will begin in kindergarten, where children will be taught words like penis, vagina, breast, nipples, testicles, scrotum and uterus.

I don't even want to think about the visual aids.

And if you think first grade is too early to learn about sexuality, wait until you see what they'll be studying in Helena: HOMOSEXUALITY! And by fifth grade -- still in elementary school, by the way -- these kids will be taught all the ways they can "do it," including oral sex and anal sex.

High school students will get lessons in erotic art, but let's face it: By that age, most of them have seen everything they want (and a few things you and I have probably never even heard of) on the Internet.

But it doesn't stop there -- the proposed curriculum would also teach high schoolers about anxiety over sexual performance. Then, who knows, maybe the school nurse will write prescriptions for Viagra when she hands out condoms.

Naturally, parents are outraged. After all, you might expect this out in La-La Land on the Left Coast -- but not in straight-shooting Montana. Hundreds of parents gathered at a recent Helena board meeting and demanded that they ditch the plan -- and threatened to impeach the board if they go through with it.

Personally, I think anyone twisted enough to put actual thought into how to teach anal sex to children ought to register as a sex offender -- and be kept far from the schools.

And you definitely don't want those sweaty palms anywhere near the school curriculum.