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How to hug a baby, correctly


Instructions for
properly hugging a
baby:

1. First,
uh, find a baby

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2.
Second, be sure that the object you found
was
Indeed a baby by
employing classic sniffing
techniques.


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3.
Next you will need to flatten the baby before

actually
beginning the Hugging process.


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4.
The 'paw
slide'
Simply slide paws
around baby and prepare for possible
close-up.

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5. Finally,
if a camera is present, you will need to
execute
the difficult and
patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as
to
Achieve the best photo
quality.


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Aaah
!

 
If you
don't pass this
along,

you will deprive someone of a few smiles and
aahs. 
  
  
 

 

 


 

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